On the first day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
a federal inquiry!
On the second day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
two hushed honeys and a federal inquiry!
On the third day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
three years for fixin’, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the fourth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
4 a.m. tweeting, three years for fixin’, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the fifth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the sixth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the seventh day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
seven Russian theories, six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the eighth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
eight victory rallies, seven Russian theories, six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the ninth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
nine DNC hackers, eight victory rallies, seven Russian theories,
six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the tenth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
ten legal experts, nine DNC hackers, eight victory rallies,
seven Russian theories, six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the eleventh day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
11 a.m. work days, ten legal experts, nine DNC hackers,
eight victory rallies,seven Russian theories, six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys
and a federal inquiry!
On the twelfth day of Trumpmess, our country came to see
twelve meddlin’ Russians, 11 a.m. work days, ten legal experts,
nine DNC hackers, eight victory rallies, seven Russian theories,
six sneaky staffers,
five plea deals!
4 a.m. tweets, three prison years, two hushed honeys …
and a federal inquiry!!